seven chakras shocking { the 12 days of yoga }

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yoga cookies chakras gang
On the 20th day of December, yoga gave to me

seven chakras shocking…

six sirsas bobbing }

five moody mudras }

four heavy breathers }

three third eyes }

two turtle yogis }

and a yogini in the pose tree. }

Our subtle bodies are buzzing with life force energy. You know when you drag your Ho Ho Ho Santa socks across the carpet and touch something metallic and ZAPOOOO!!!? Our chakras carry/harness/process energy a gazillion times that. Shocking, I know. That’s how Einstein got his awesome hairdo and tapped in to pure consciousness; genius. His chakras were crackalackin.’ That, and he wore red Ho Ho Ho socks like mine.

Chakra Cookies!

She Blinded Me With Chakras:

root chakra cookie

1. Root Chakra { Muladhara. Red. “Vam.” Earth. }

  • Life, self-preservation, physical identity, foundation
  • Grounding
  • To the point: I have arrived. I am root chakra, hear me roar!

navel chakra cookie

2. Navel Chakra { Svadhisthana. Orange. “Lam.” Water. }

  • Creativity, emotional identity, feelings, desires
  • Pleasure
  • To the point: “I’m hot just like an oven!” – Marvin Gaye. Or, “You know you want a piece of my gingy!” – Navel Gingy above, she’s a flirty one.

solar plexus chakra cookie

3. Solar Plexus Chakra { Manipura. Yellow. “Ram.” Fire. }

  • Growth, personal power, metabolism
  • Will
  • To the point: “Move, &*$%#, get out tha way!” – Ludacris

heart chakra cookie

4. Heart Chakra { Anahata. Green. “Yam.” Air. }

  • Unconditional love, peace, compassion
  • Devotion
  • To the point: “All you need is love.” – John Lennon + Paul McCartney

throat chakra cookie

5. Throat Chakra { Vishuddha. Blue. “Ham.” Ether. }

  • Communication, independence
  • Self-expression
  • To the point: “Express yourself. You gotta be you, and only you, babe. Express yourself. Let me be me.” – Salt N Pepa

third eye chakra cookie

6. Third Eye Chakra { Ajna. Indigo. “Om.” }

  • Clear sight
  • Intuition
  • To the point: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind. It’s gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day.” – Johnny Nash

crown chakra cookie

7. Crown Chakra { Sahasrara. Violet. }

  • Universal identity
  • Pure consciousness, pure awareness
  • To the point: “You just flow so viciously. Supa-duper, you so fly.” – Snoop Dogg

Now put on yo best holiday socks and get shocking. If you’re in the flow, your chakras will take care of themselves. :)

{ 5 more days of baking up in this piece. Holla! }  

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12 Comments to seven chakras shocking { the 12 days of yoga }

  1. Your Chakra post is way better than mine. I liked your use of lyrics, good tune references. I’m looking forward to day 8.

  2. I have loved seeing all your cookies! I am feeling inspired to do some baking! Thanks for sharing! :)

  3. And who said that playing with your food couldn’t be educational! I doubt that I’d be able to make gingerbread cookies look nearly that good. But I do have a good recipe.