“Preacher tellin’ the truth and it hurts.” — DMX These particular yoga truths hurt because they are terribly true and hackingly hilarious when illustrated by slapstick gifs. Better lock yourself in to your chair with a yoga strap . . . Divine Truths About Yoga Class: 1. Someone puts their...
As you have no doubt heard by now, our favorite pink-decked, golden-tressed, busty-breasted doll is a newly-minted Yoga Teacher. Though not yet confirmed by Yoga Alliance, Barbie’s 200-hour certification is believed to come from MattelWorks Exhale Core Power Studios. The news was met amongst the yoga set with dismay, spoofdom,...
Like anything else that gains popularity, yoga has been duped, pooped, and looped. Let the following serve as your gentle guide to the mad miscellany. Random Yoga Styles Guide: PARTNER YOGA: HOT PARTNER YOGA: BROGA — YOGA FOR DUDES (wherein Gumby makes a celeb appearance): DOGA —...
Choosing from the seemingly mountainous stack of yoga styles can be intimidating. Here, I break it all down just for you. Simply. Clearly. Visually. In an unbiased fashion. Your Simple, Animated Guide to the Major Styles of Yoga: ANUSARA: ASHTANGA: BIKRAM / HOT YOGA: IYENGAR: JIVAMUKTI:...
They tell you there’s a sub today: You take a Jivamukti class: Some asshole does a pose you totally can’t: The dude who won’t go away skeeves on you one time too many: The teacher’s face when she says you’re doing MORE abs: A fart...