Bet you didn’t know that Confucius was a practitioner. He rocked his yoga mat hard. This is precisely why he was so wise. He also hid things in his beard to eat at a later date, but that’s beside the point. I’ve done some serious digging — as in, excavation...
Monkeys look most at peace when they’re upside down…or picking things off each other. Let’s focus on the former. You might get yourself arrested or throttled if you start thinking it’s a good idea to look for fleas on other bodies. Whether you like it or not, we have much...
Giraffe ♥s can weigh as much as 22 pounds and be 2 feet in length. Amazing. Imagine if your heart was that big. That wide. That voluminous. Enough to power a 2,600 pound body. Or wonder, perhaps, what it would be like if we lived as though our hearts were...
Once upon a time, I took a virtual trip to glean a few secrets from expert beauticians. Yes, I went to a beauty/makeup message board. I’m all thumbs with makeup and have always preferred to not have a bunch of foreign dust on my face. It’s a personal choice, ya’ll....
I resolve to not f*cking bore you with my resolutions. Shit I won’t do. Plehs I don’t intend to follow through with. Crap which simply sounds good. Flowery, fluffy, fanciful f*ckwittitudes formulated to feasibly fail. So as a spirited knave, I say, “Fie on’t!” I have made concrete PLANS instead....