freckles and scars and lisps, oh my!

- - Inspiration

Once upon a time, I took a virtual trip to glean a few secrets from expert beauticians. Yes, I went to a beauty/makeup message board. I’m all thumbs with makeup and have always preferred to not have a bunch of foreign dust on my face. It’s a personal choice, ya’ll....

are you a meanie yogini? { 10 ways to know fo sho }

- - Lifestyle

The words may rhyme, but “meanie” NEVER goes well with “yogini.” We might be a little feisty, some of us are incredibly type-A, and everybody has an off day, but there IS a line. The Meanie Yogini / Yogi: Kicks your mat out of the way so she can squiggle...

hey f*cker! you need yoga in your life.

- - Lifestyle

I have just unclenched my currently-clawlike hand from my iPhone. My teeth are gritted and I feel like paying a violent, gore-filled visit to the person who was on the other line. She has singlehandedly turned customer service to customer sepsis. My blood is boiling with the rage of agitated...