If there’s one question I receive on the regular, it’s: “Do you teach yoga?” Or some variant thereof. (i.e., Where do you teach? Are you teaching yet? Why aren’t you teaching?) My answer has become pull-string. “Well, I’ve completed 200 hours of teacher training and have been practicing since age 15,...
Spring has sprung and the peeps are feeling frightfully frisky. They’ve also noticed an undefinable malaise, a particular lack of humor, and a general un-fun-ness in the yoga world lately. We feel that it is not only our responsibility, but our pleasure to bring the FUNK. Without further ado, it’s...
You have burning questions. I see them in your eyes . . . through the computer screen. (That’s kind of creepy isn’t it?) It’s a testament to my sixth sense. I’m legit. No 900 numbers, either. Ain’t no Miss Cleo up in here. My rate is: FREE. This is a new series. World...
Modern yoga. Your average studio, USA. Hotbed of personalities, overflowing psychological baggage, and good old fashioned red-bloodedness. MICROCOSM! Somewhere out there, a rousing howl pierces the spiritual silence. A yogi pounds his chest. A yogini tosses her mane. 6 Ways Yoga is Like Dating: All Dressed Up — Ass check...
The first part of the list is old-skool. And hilarious. The Rastafarianism one makes me laugh every time. It was high time yoga got the treatment, so I created the mastahpiece you see above. You’ve read my yoga slogans, I’d love to hear yours! Lay that shizz on me. yoga slogans...