At the risk of sounding like pure, pure assholio-ness, I have to say that I had a completely strangé (yes, accent on the “e”) yoga class today. I paid to be a yoga teacher’s therapist. You read that right. And I did. If you’re looking for the bright side, you...
Monkeys look most at peace when they’re upside down…or picking things off each other. Let’s focus on the former. You might get yourself arrested or throttled if you start thinking it’s a good idea to look for fleas on other bodies. Whether you like it or not, we have much...
Giraffe ♥s can weigh as much as 22 pounds and be 2 feet in length. Amazing. Imagine if your heart was that big. That wide. That voluminous. Enough to power a 2,600 pound body. Or wonder, perhaps, what it would be like if we lived as though our hearts were...
You heard me. Fie on the megalomaniacs, those yoga “teachers” self-dousing and drowning in ego, with delusions of grandeur and omnipotence; the ones I am officially coining YOGALOMANIACS. I’ve read a few disturbing articles as of late, namely: Bow Down to the Yoga Teacher — Newsweek The Overheated, Oversexed Cult...
Rawwwwrrrr. It is wild out there. Lions, lionesses. Tigers, tigresses. Bears, and bears. Bearesses? Bearginis? Love is a jungle. Are you the queen or king of yours? It is not a coincidence that many yoga poses are named after animals. Our nature runs deep; we are all kin. A peek...