They tell you there’s a sub today:
You take a Jivamukti class:
Some asshole does a pose you totally can’t:
The dude who won’t go away skeeves on you one time too many:
The teacher’s face when she says you’re doing MORE abs:
A fart pierces the blissful yogic silence:
Everyone else is resting in Savasana and I can’t chill out, so I CREEP:
Which ones did you identify with?