“Preacher tellin’ the truth and it hurts.” — DMX
These particular yoga truths hurt because they are terribly true and hackingly hilarious when illustrated by slapstick gifs. Better lock yourself in to your chair with a yoga strap . . .
Divine Truths About Yoga Class:
1. Someone puts their nasty toes on your yoga mat. You (or maybe this is just me):
2. The teacher plays YOUR FAVORITE JAM. OMG. :
3. When I get asked to demo a pose for the class:
4. Some show-off presses up to handstand. You:
5. Latecomer a-holio next to you says, “Hey, can you move your mat over to make room for my friend?” You:
Keepin’ it real.