Posts Tagged: "pop culture"

barbiji { barbie as guru }

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As you have no doubt heard by now, our favorite pink-decked, golden-tressed, busty-breasted doll is a newly-minted Yoga Teacher. Though not yet confirmed by Yoga Alliance, Barbie’s 200-hour certification is believed to come from MattelWorks Exhale Core Power Studios. The news was met amongst the yoga set with dismay, spoofdom,...

6 ways yoga is like dating

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Modern yoga. Your average studio, USA. Hotbed of personalities, overflowing psychological baggage, and good old fashioned red-bloodedness. MICROCOSM! Somewhere out there, a rousing howl pierces the spiritual silence. A yogi pounds his chest. A yogini tosses her mane. 6 Ways Yoga is Like Dating: All Dressed Up — Ass check...

8 ways i treat yoga class like my pro basketball career

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What, you thought yoginis couldn’t be ballers? Sigh. Players gonna play and haters gon’ hate. It’s all about Prakriti. 8 Ways I Treat Yoga Class Like My Pro Basketball Career: Walk in, high-five the energetic mascots behind the counter. Slip off street kicks and put on *magic* shoes { feet!...

5 ways yoga is like s&m (oooh! ouch!)

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I’ve got my pleather yoga strap in hand and you better believe I’m going there. While the more apropos term is “BDSM,” I feel like S&M still holds a certain delicious dirtiness. It’s best you agree, considering I’m the one holding the whip. (too much too soon? heh. didn’t think...

4 ways to pimp your yoga { yo, dawg! }

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Rusty joints? Yogic grille not so sparkly? Motor put-putting? Or perhaps just practicing the same damn thang over and over again? Shawty, it be time ta pimp your yoga! As Xzibit says, “Yo Dawg, I heard you like yoga…so let’s put some extra YO in your yoga, so you can...